Massage Mavens: Where the Weird and Wonderful Come to Rub

Get your hands (and feet, and elbows) on our unique massage experiences!

"I had the most surreal experience with the 'Inflatable Unicorn' massage, it was like being hugged by a rainbow." - Luna L. Love

"The 'Quantum Physics' massage left me with a newfound understanding of the space-time continuum and a nice, soothing sensation in my lower back." - Professor Peculiar

"I'm not sure what sorcery the 'Boulder Roll' massage used, but my knots were gone and I felt like I could roll with the punches." - Barry B. Boulder

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